CAN POP ROCKS KILL YOU?
Nope, But a rumor sure can kill a company.
CAN DRINKING MOSCOW MULES KILL YOU?
Probably not, but maybe don't let it sit out for too long.
DID A WOMAN FIND A FINGER IN HER WENDY'S CHILI?
Yes, but she's the one who put it there.
DID KFC CHANGE THEIR NAME BECAUSE THEY USE MUTANT CHICKENS?
No, Don't be silly.
DID A WOMAN THINK SHE WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD BECAUSE OF BISCUITS?
No, but it's definitely possible.
CAN MARSHMALLOWS TURN INTO DEATH PASTE IF YOU PLAY CHUBBY BUNNY?
No, but the game is still dangerous, and people have dies while playing.